"Yesterday the Supreme Court lifted the ban on same-sex
marriage in Kansas. They didn't give a reason for the ruling, but then again
when a state is famous for a Judy Garland musical about a rainbow and a wizard
who comes out of a closet, do you really need an excuse?" –Jimmy Fallon
"We
thought New York City was home to 8 million rats. Turns out, that's a little
high. The actual number is 2 million rats. That explains the light turnout for
the midterm elections." –David Letterman
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