Marriott reached a $12 billion deal to buy Starwood Hotels and
Resorts, which now makes Marriott the world's biggest hotel
chain. At first the deal only cost $9 billion, but then they
celebrated with a tiny bottle of champagne from the minibar,
which made it $12 billion. –Jimmy Fallon
"Yesterday the Supreme Court lifted the ban on same-sex marriage
in Kansas. They didn't give a reason for the ruling, but then again
when a state is famous for a Judy Garland musical about a
rainbow and a wizard who comes out of a closet, do you really
need an excuse?" –Jimmy Fallon
Ted Cruz is actually being considered by Donald Trump to be
attorney general. Though it will be pretty awkward when he shows
up on his first day of work and Trump goes, “I said ‘Tom Cruise.’”
–Jimmy Fallon
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
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