“Hey, did you guys see this? Today, the Justice Department filed a lawsuit to block JetBlue's merger with Spirit Airlines. It's actually positive news because lately, when we hear about JetBlue merging with another airline, it's on the runway.” —Jimmy Fallon
“Some business news -- I read that Hershey’s is launching a vegan Reese's Peanut Butter Cup. I think the bigger story here is, there's meat inside Reese's Peanut Butter Cup? What the hell is going on?” —Jimmy Fallon
“Meanwhile, a popular beer in Australia is being recalled because it was found to have too much alcohol. Yeah, it's the first recall that made people go out and buy more.” —Jimmy Fallon
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