Yeah, it's the first recall that made people go out and buy more (There's meat inside Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?)

March 2023

“Hey, did you guys see this? Today, the Justice Department filed a lawsuit to block JetBlue's merger with Spirit Airlines. It's actually positive news because lately, when we hear about JetBlue merging with another airline, it's on the runway.” —Jimmy Fallon

“Some business news -- I read that Hershey’s is launching a vegan Reese's Peanut Butter Cup. I think the bigger story here is, there's meat inside Reese's Peanut Butter Cup? What the hell is going on?” —Jimmy Fallon

“Meanwhile, a popular beer in Australia is being recalled because it was found to have too much alcohol. Yeah, it's the first recall that made people go out and buy more.” —Jimmy Fallon

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

If a guy named Reese comes by and says let me have it, you better hand it over (world without humans)

I hate sandwiches at New York delis. There’s too much meat on the sandwich. It's like a cow with a cracker on either side. They asked me what I would like. I said, “a pastrami sandwich, a loaf of bread, and some other people.” I order a club sandwich all the time and I'm not even a member. Man, I don't know how I get away with it. --Mitch Hedberg

I get the Reese's candy bar. You know Reese's? If you read that name Reese's there’s an apostrophe in there. That candy bar is his, man. I didn't know that. The next time you’re eating a Reese's candy bar and a guy named Reese comes by and says let me have it, you better hand it over. --Mitch Hedberg

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”