He's either running for president or auditioning to be the next John Wick (earning their black-market badges)

March 2023

“Well, guys, this weekend, former president Trump closed out CPAC. And at one point during his speech, he made some pretty intense promises. Donald Trump: ‘Today, I add, I am your warrior, I am your justice, and for those who have been wronged and betrayed, I am your retribution. I am your retribution.’ He's either running for president or auditioning to be the next John Wick.” —Jimmy Fallon

“Trump spoke for almost two hours. And, of course, he had a few slip-ups. At one point he said ‘United Straights’ instead of United States. Mike Pence heard ‘United Straights’ and was like, ‘Hey, that's my campaign slogan.’” —Jimmy Fallon

“There's a limited-edition Girl Scouts Cookie called the Raspberry Rally, and it sold out so quickly that boxes are now being listed on eBay for hundreds of dollars. That's a great way for Girl Scouts to earn their black-market badge.” —Jimmy Fallon

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

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