“Former president Trump is releasing a book called "Letters to Trump" that's made up of 150 private letters sent to him by big-name celebrities like Oprah, the Clintons, and Liza Minnelli. It's kind of strange. Trump is bragging like, ‘Look at all the friends I used to have.’ Yep, the first five letters are from celebrities, the rest are just fan mail from Scott Baio. If the book does well, the next volume will be a collection of his favorite subpoenas.” —Jimmy Fallon
“I would like to see the letters that Trump wrote. It's like, ‘My dearest Colonel Sanders, I can't wait to meet you. Meeting you would be the top thing on my bucket list.’” —Jimmy Fallon
“Did you guys see this? The WWE is in talks with multiple states about legalizing betting on scripted matches. Yep, betting on scripted matches. What could possibly go right?” —Jimmy Fallon
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
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