I guess that's one way to make a car driverless (How much more secure can we get?)

March 2023

“NBC has ordered a car-makeover reality show based on Mattel's Hot Wheels toys. Yep, a Hot Wheels makeover show. People will say, ‘Whoa. Look at the cool flames on the side of that Tesla. Wait. Those are real?’” —Jimmy Fallon

“Speaking of Tesla, the U.S. is investigating Tesla over reports of steering wheels falling off while the cars are being driven. I guess that's one way to make a car driverless.” —Jimmy Fallon

“Hey, I read that the TSA is ordering airports to step up security. Meanwhile, JFK Airport is like, ‘We have no Wi-Fi, computers, or electricity. How much more secure can we get?’” —Jimmy Fallon

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