I feel like the record is longer than that said the people of New Orleans (Don’t get on that boat!)

March 2023

President Biden said that he supports a bill that would allow the government to ban TikTok. But only because Biden thinks TikTok is a gang member from his old neighborhood. —Michael Che

It was reported that the organizers of King Charles’ coronation have officially invited Meghan Markle, and this is nice, at a starting salary of $19 an hour. —Michael Che

A deep sea diver has announced plans to set a new world record by living underwater for 100 days. I feel like the record is longer than that said the people of New Orleans. —Michael Che

A photo has gone viral of a 98 year old woman in Kentucky meeting her first great great great grandchild. Wow, I wish I had gotten to meet my great great great grandmother so I could have told her, ‘Don’t get on that boat!’ —Michael Che

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”