I feel like the record is longer than that said the people of New Orleans (Don’t get on that boat!)

March 2023

President Biden said that he supports a bill that would allow the government to ban TikTok. But only because Biden thinks TikTok is a gang member from his old neighborhood. —Michael Che

It was reported that the organizers of King Charles’ coronation have officially invited Meghan Markle, and this is nice, at a starting salary of $19 an hour. —Michael Che

A deep sea diver has announced plans to set a new world record by living underwater for 100 days. I feel like the record is longer than that said the people of New Orleans. —Michael Che

A photo has gone viral of a 98 year old woman in Kentucky meeting her first great great great grandchild. Wow, I wish I had gotten to meet my great great great grandmother so I could have told her, ‘Don’t get on that boat!’ —Michael Che

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Like Bob Seger, he’s against the wind (Santa Bush WMDs)

This is night two of the World Series between the Chicago Cubs and the Cleveland Indians. The Cubs have not won a World Series since 1908. The Indians haven’t won since 1948, which means it will be a very big deal if either team wins. It will also be a very big deal if neither team wins. –Jimmy Kimmel

Donald Trump was on the Herman Cain radio show yesterday criticizing, of all things, wind. He said he’s against wind turbines because they’re killing eagles and thousands of other birds. Like Bob Seger, he’s against the wind. –Jimmy Kimmel

I happen to know why Donald Trump is against wind power and I’ll tell you, it’s not because it kills birds. Donald Trump is against wind because of what it does to his hair. –Jimmy Kimmel