if you’re comfortable filming yourself eating in the shower, I would argue you don’t have enough anxiety (it’s a short film about being a step mom)

March 2023

This weekend bitter rivals who have been desperately pandering for votes and trying to force their politics on America will finally face off in person. I’m, of course, talking about tomorrow’s Oscars. —Colin Jost

Tucker Carlson seen here laughing at a dog locked in a hot car, released security footage from the January 6th attacks with the violence edited out and said it proves that it was a peaceful gathering. Which is like editing all the sex out of a porn video and saying it’s a short film about being a step mom. —Colin Jost

After Walgreens announced they will stop selling abortion pills in 21 states, CVS has remained silent on the issue. While over at Rite Aid, you can just grab a pill from the Take Abortion Leave Abortion tray. —Colin Jost

There is a trend on TikTok of people eating oranges in showers claiming that it reduces and anxiety. But if you’re comfortable filming yourself eating in the shower, I would argue you don’t have enough anxiety. —Colin Jost

A new study finds that long distance running does not cause wear and tear on marathoners’ knees, but it does sand their nipples clean off. —Colin Jost

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”