HBO said if they run out of characters they’ll have to start killing people on the show “Ballers.” (Let’s do this)

“It was reported that in the weeks leading up to his death,

Osama bin Laden had trouble controlling the squabbling

among his three wives. In fact, when the team knocked

down the door, bin Laden said, ‘Thank god you’re here.

Two in the chest. One in the head. Let’s do this.’”

–Conan O’Brien

HBO has hinted that the final season of “Game of Thrones” will include many, many deaths. In fact, HBO said if they run out of characters they’ll have to start killing people on the show “Ballers.” --Conan O’Brien

White House Adviser Kellyanne Conway suggested that President Obama could have spied on Donald Trump through a microwave oven. Which is why today the Trump administration brought in six Hot Pockets for questioning. –Conan O’Brien

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”