Because that's how you get demons (It’s going to be like Elmo versus Cocaine Bear)

March 2023

“Donald Trump is now blaming Mike Pence for the January 6th attack on the Capitol, which is the presidential equivalent of ‘if the teller had just put the money in the bag, everybody would’ve made it home safe.’” —Jimmy Kimmel

“Listen, Mike Pence can be blamed for a lot of things, like shampooing with white-out, but he didn’t cause January 6th. They tried to hang him on January 6th. I have to say, I can’t wait to see Pence debating Donald Trump. It’s going to be like Elmo versus Cocaine Bear.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“Do you recall when Joe Biden, during his 2020 presidential campaign, promised: ‘No more drilling on federal lands, period. Period.’ Period, period, period … comma, as the Biden administration approved the Willow oil drilling project on federal land in Alaska. Which is disappointing, but hey, when you’re that age, that’s the only kind of drilling you can do.” —Kal Penn

“The drilling project includes a device called the thermosiphon, which keeps the permafrost solid enough for drilling while it simultaneously melts due to global warming. Guess Conoco Phillips has an irony division? I mean, keeping the permafrost alive so they can kill it slowly? That’s like some Silence of the Lambs serial killer shit.” —Kal Penn

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