Well, now it's a remote road. It used to be a city (It won't end until YOU step out of line)

January 2023

“You guys hear about this? For nearly a week, crews in Australia have been searching for a radioactive capsule smaller than a penny that fell off a truck, and today, they finally found it on a remote road. Well, now it's a remote road. It used to be a city.” —Jimmy Fallon

“Well, listen to this -- apparently, due to a shrinking U.S. cattle herd, cheeseburgers and steaks are about to get more expensive. And now Americans are looking for other types of meat. And I don't want to say it's bad, but Punxsutawney Phil is now ‘missing.’” —Jimmy Fallon

“Hey, I heard about a 6-year-old in Michigan who was playing on his dad's phone and accidentally ordered a thousand dollars worth of food on Grubhub. Yeah, he ordered one cheeseburger. With an egg on it.” —Jimmy Fallon

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