Well, now it's a remote road. It used to be a city (It won't end until YOU step out of line)

January 2023

“You guys hear about this? For nearly a week, crews in Australia have been searching for a radioactive capsule smaller than a penny that fell off a truck, and today, they finally found it on a remote road. Well, now it's a remote road. It used to be a city.” —Jimmy Fallon

“Well, listen to this -- apparently, due to a shrinking U.S. cattle herd, cheeseburgers and steaks are about to get more expensive. And now Americans are looking for other types of meat. And I don't want to say it's bad, but Punxsutawney Phil is now ‘missing.’” —Jimmy Fallon

“Hey, I heard about a 6-year-old in Michigan who was playing on his dad's phone and accidentally ordered a thousand dollars worth of food on Grubhub. Yeah, he ordered one cheeseburger. With an egg on it.” —Jimmy Fallon

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

And they say if that works, they're going to try that here on Charlie Sheen (these tsunamians will not get away with this)

"They're using high-pressure water cannons and helicopters dropping seawater to try to cool down the reactor in Japan. And they say if that works, they're going to try that here on Charlie Sheen." –Bill Maher

"They said the radioactive plume came here today. Just be happy that something traveled 5,000 miles across the Pacific and for once it wasn't your job." –Bill Maher

"The head of Tokyo Electric today broke down in tears during his news conference. But to keep that in perspective, he's known around the office over there as John Boehner-san." –Bill Maher

"Sarah Palin finally heard what happened in Japan, and she's demanding that we invade tsuanmi. She said these tsunamians will not get away with this." –Bill Maher

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html