“Mike Pence, appeared on Fox News on Saturday and claimed that ‘President Biden has done more damage to America than any president in modern history.’ Wow, how strict is your definition of modern history? [Meyers as Pence] ‘Modern history is everything since The Slap. Then from 900 AD to The Slap, that’s the middle ages.’” —Seth Meyers
“Donald Trump is ripping off his own White House photographer. Although it is customary for modern presidents to allow their photographer to profit from their work with post-office commemorative books, aides for Trump reportedly asked his White House photographer, Shealah Craighead, for a cut of her book deal. Trump’s office then told her to hold off on publishing her book, and published her photos before her for $75 a pop without photo credit. Fortunately, she has a lot of pictures of the guy who robbed her, and he looks just like Donald Trump.” —Jimmy Kimmel
“Two least surprising things about this story: one, Trump’s profiting from the work of someone else. And two, the memoir he published about his time in office is a picture book.” —Jimmy Kimmel
http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/03/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
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