How else can they arrest and jail the little-known eighth dwarf, Stabby? (drug-induced stupor)

April 2022

“In other news, conservatives have called for Elon Musk, who bought 9.2% of Twitter for $2.9 Billion this week and joined its board of directors, to reinstate Donald Trump’s account. The move would be unnecessary, because Trump has his own super successful media platform. That would be the much-beleaguered app Truth Social, which is to Twitter what a broken Sega Genesis is to TikTok.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“Disney has publicly opposed Florida’s so-called ‘don’t say gay’ act, a stupid and hateful law, which bans classroom instruction on sexual orientation or gender identity. So in response, Florida Republicans have put Disney in their sights like it was Bambi’s mom. One representative threatened to take away Disney’s special tax privileges as well as the company’s ability to ‘act with the same authority and responsibility as a county government’. Now, wait a second. Disney has to have the same authority as a government. How else can they arrest and jail the little-known eighth dwarf, Stabby? It’s Florida. You know there’s a Stabby. Republicans say they’re against cancel culture, but now they’re trying to cancel what they call a ‘woke company’ whose core message, I will remind you, is ‘it’s OK to kiss women while they’re in a drug-induced stupor.’” —Stephen Colbert

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/03/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”