Which, from the looks of him, might be a life sentence (Unfortunately, they are all from the Quidditch team)

November 2021

Ex-Trump advisor Steve Bannon, seen here moments after shooting out of a sewage pipe, was indicted this week for contempt of congress. If convicted, Bannon faces up to two years in prison. Which, from the looks of him, might be a life sentence. —Colin Jost

Cambridge University in England has released a new calendar featuring student athletes naked. Unfortunately, they are all from the Quidditch team. —Colin Jost

Bud Light is releasing a carbonated eggnog-flavored drink called Seltzer Nog. If you want a preview of the taste, throw up in your mouth. —Colin Jost

In an effort to end his long standing feud with Dwayne Johnson, Vin Diesel posted an open letter on Instagram. Of course for Vin Diesel, an open letter is just a C. —Colin Jost

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”