It almost makes too much sense (That awkward moment)

November 2021

After three giraffes died at a Dallas zoo in less than a month, officials are investigating if the deaths are connected. Some are beginning to suspect that this is the work of notorious serial killer Girrafrey Dahmer. —Colin Jost

A man has come up with a new chicken wing delivery service that will use Jet skis to offer boat-side chicken service. The man said he came up with the idea with help from his long time business partner, cocaine. —Colin Jost

Prosectors have asked the judge to send Jacob Chansley, the January 6th insurgent known as the QAnon Shamen, to 51 months in prison. They chose that because 5 plus 1 equals 6. 666 is the mark of The Beast. 6 plus 6 plus 6 is 18 minus 1, for one nation under God, equals 17 and the 17th letter of the alphabet is, say it with me, Q. It almost makes too much sense. —Colin Jost

Elon Musk sold nearly $5 Billion in Tesla stock after he polled his followers on Twitter and they told him to do it. Which is good news because the polls other option was kill a drifter. —Colin Jost

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”