It officially makes coal one of the five food groups (God cancels Christmas)

October 2021

The Biden Administrations climate plan is likely to be dropped from the budget plan after senator Joe Manchin refused to support it. Manchin who’s from West Virginia, said he would only agree to Biden’s bill if it cuts clean energy and officially makes coal one of the five food groups. —Colin Jost

Logistical delays caused by worker shortages and Covid outbreaks have doubled the time it takes for some products to get from Asia to the U.S. This might sound crazy, but could we use bats? Because the last time bats carried something it got everywhere real quick. —Colin Jost

Transportation secretary Pete Buttigieg is being criticized for remaining on paternity leave with his husband and twin babies while supply chain problems threaten the holiday shopping season. Said conservatives, see, you let gay couples have kids and God cancels Christmas. —Colin Jost

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night 

of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”