"The U.N. General Assembly is here in New York City. Today, President Obama gave a big speech on the Middle East. The leaders from the Middle East said, 'You have touched our hearts, and from now on we shall have peace.' And Obama said, 'Really?' and they said, 'No, but the look on your face was priceless.'" –Jimmy Fallon
"Home Depot just announced that that it will cut health insurance for its part-time workers because of Obamacare. Home Depot's CEO said he had a hard time breaking the news to employees. That's because it took him three hours to find one." –Jimmy Fallon
"Russian President Vladimir Putin just revealed he may run for a fourth term in 2018. In fact, he already came up with a few campaign posters. One says, 'I will put middle-class families first — on bus to Siberia.'" –Jimmy Fallon
"Another Putin poster said, 'Putin in 2018, whether you vote or not.'" –Jimmy Fallon
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night
of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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