That is still better than their original plan — uninvent the Internet (Majestic AF)

September 2013

"President Obama is now making his case for raising the debt limit. He said raising the debt limit does not increase debt. You know, like raising the speed limit does not increase speed." –Jay Leno

"The post office just can't get its act together. They announced today they want to raise the price of stamps so they can make an extra $2 billion. That is still better than their original plan — uninvent the Internet." –Jimmy Fallon

"Treasury Secretary Jack Lew just sent a letter to Congress, telling them that the government will run out of money on October 17. Congress said, 'Then why didn't you just send an email instead of buying those expensive new stamps?'" –Jimmy Fallon

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