“But as the host I am “contractually obligated to be surprised about what’s happening in the world. Watch as I feign shock at record-setting rain in the west, just a week after the governor of California declared a drought emergency. San Francisco had the fourth wettest day in its history; Sacramento saw the most amount of rainfall in a day since 1880. The historic rain was caused by an offshore storm system known as a ‘bomb cyclone’ – because that’s what weather is now, just a combination of terrible things. So get ready for next week’s forecast of Murder Typhoon, Stab-icanes, and the rest of the week is Floods That Try to Explain Bitcoin to You.” —Stephen Colbert
“It is a monumentally bad day for Facebook, the world’s top social media network and Uncle radicalizer.” —Stephen Colbert
“A group of U.S. news organizations last week began publishing a series of stories based on internal Facebook documents showing that the social media platform spreads misinformation, incites violence and facilitates human trafficking. Even worse, it gives people from high school a way to get in touch with you.” —Seth Meyers
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night
of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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