That's really surprising since New York has twice as many NFL teams (Then he laughed for ten minutes, shirtless)

September 2013

"Chicago has now surpassed New York City as the murder capital of the United States. That's really surprising since New York has twice as many NFL teams." –Conan O'Brien

"I've got every Obamacare repeal vote on bootleg. I trade tapes with all the other fans. We call ourselves 'Deadheads,' because without health insurance a lot of people will die." –Stephen Colbert

"Russian President Vladimir Putin said that he may seek a fourth term. Putin added, 'But that's up for the people to decide.' Then he laughed for ten minutes, shirtless." –Conan O’Brien

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night 

of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”