USA finished dead last among 46 countries in media trust (Let’s get in Waymo accidents)

October 2021

One of Hugh Hefner’s former girlfriends revealed that the Playboy Mansion is haunted. She knew it was haunted because if you turn on a black light you can see ectoplasm everywhere. —Colin Jost

DC Comics announced that the new Superman will be bisexual. They also announced that the Riddler has always been down for whatever. —Colin Jost

The Rolling Stones announced that they will no longer play their 1971 song ‘Brown Sugar’ which is about having sex with a slave. Something I wish I had realized before I chose it at Karaoke. —Colin Jost

Officials with Waymo, a self-driving taxi service, say that after a year the robot taxis still have trouble with left turns and puddles. Which explains Waymo’s slogan, “Let’s get in Waymo accidents.” —Colin Jost

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night 

of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”