"Today's the annual grand opening of the U.N. We have leaders from all over the world, and when they come here they have diplomatic immunity. They can do whatever they want, break any kind of laws. I saw a dictator today walking up Broadway carrying a 16-ounce soda." –David Letterman
"Evil Russian Dictator Vladimir Putin is in town. He's here to steal a World Series ring." –David Letterman
"The U.N. deals with a lot of important issues. Today they spent the entire day trying to deal with that Ben Affleck as Batman thing." –David Letterman
"At every U.N. session there's a special promotion. Tomorrow it's Angela Merkel bobblehead day." –David Letterman
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night
of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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