the best way to prevent the two things parents fear the most (Sorry, but with all the wars we just can't afford you)

October 2021

“Last night, an F.D.A. panel gave the green light to the Pfizer vaccine for kids between the ages of 5 and 11. That’s right. That’s right, kids’ vaccines are the best way to prevent the two things parents fear the most: Covid and home-schooling.” —Jimmy Fallon

“Now kids can forget about Covid and worrying about that and go too spreading every other disease known to man.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“Here’s how the vaccine will work: Older kids can get Pfizer, younger kids can get Moderna, and the middle child can get Johnson & Johnson.” —Jimmy Fallon

“Hey, kids, guess who gets to go to the doctor twice in the space of three weeks? And, don’t worry, he will stab you!” —Stephen Colbert

“In a few weeks, you’re going to see bouncers outside Chuck E. Cheese checking vaccine cards.” —Jimmy Fallon

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night 

of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”