July 2020
On President Trump’s first public appearance in a mask during a weekend visit to the Walter Reed National Military Medical Center. “And look, I’m glad that Trump finally put a mask on, but it’s got to be confusing for his supporters who have been mocking face masks this whole time. I mean, to them this must be like seeing Trump at a Black Lives Matter march with A.O.C.” — Trevor Noah
“And I know that is part of the reason Trump resisted wearing the mask for so long is because he is self-conscious about his image, all right? That is why he didn’t want to do it. So let me go on record as saying: President Trump, don’t listen to any of the haters out there, saying you look like a diabetic Bane or Shredder from ‘The Ninja Turtles’ if all he shredded was cheese. You look great, so please keep wearing that mask.”— Trevor Noah
“And I just wanna say: Ha-ha! Fell for it, sucker. This was all the long con. We’ve been wearing ’em just to get you to look stupid. You’ve been health’d.” — Stephen Colbert
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A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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