August 2011
David Letterman's "Top Ten President Obama Labor Day Weekend Plans"
10. Unwind after his two-week vacation
9. A backyard barbecue with the guy who forged his birth certificate
8. Flip through Gadhafi's sexy photos of Condi
7. Resist cigarette cravings by chewing on charcoal briquettes
6. Hire goons to rough up Mitt Romney
5. Grill up some of Michelle's delicious kale paste
4. Update his resume
3. Hillbilly Handfishin'
2. Pretty much whatever the Republicans tell him he can do
1. Sit around bonfire reading scary passages from Dick Cheney's memoir
http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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