“But, yes, despite having the world’s top doctors at his disposal, Trump has decided instead to trust a doctor who believes that people get sick because they masturbate and that vaccines are made from alien DNA.” —Trevor Noah
“And, by the way, whatever you do, please don’t start running around saying that African doctors are crazy, OK? This doctor from Africa happens to be crazy. You can’t use her to judge all African doctors the same way you wouldn’t want the world to judge America’s presidents based on one guy, would you?” —Trevor Noah
“Guys, I can understand getting corona because you wanted to see your grandmother or something, but getting corona because you wanted to watch a twerking contest? There is no reason to risk your health for that — unless your grandmother was in the twerking contest. I mean, then I can understand. You’ve got to support your Nana’s dreams.” —Trevor Noah, on a crowded New Jersey house party that was broken up by the police
“Also, I understand that people need to go to church, but please, people, don’t hold church in a tight, massive crowd. Jesus is supposed to die for you, not the other way around.” —Trevor Noah
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