Hey, that’s not a Breathalyzer! (the speech no one is going to believe)

August 2011

"The White House agreed to move President Obama's speech from Wednesday to Thursday because the Republicans have a debate scheduled for Wednesday. So the debate that no one is going to watch holds more weight than the speech no one is going to believe." –Jay Leno

"Dick Cheney's book is an inside look at what it's like to be president — uh, vice president." –Jay Leno

"A New Mexico state trooper in full uniform was caught having sex with a woman on the hood of her car. She was so drunk that halfway through she said, ‘Hey, that’s not a Breathalyzer!’" –Jay Leno

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