What have you been doing this whole time, studying up for that cognitive test? (Get MENSA on the phone)

July 2020

“Oh my God, he can name five objects in his field of vision. How does he do it? Send this man his Macarthur genius grant. Get MENSA on the phone — they’re going to want to see this. It’s like if the minds of Einstein, Hawking, Kasparov and Jobs were all rolled into one and then stuffed inside the body of an alcoholic walrus.” —Seth Meyers

“Seriously, dude, it’s not a test to see how smart you are — it’s a test to see if you’re OK. When the referee asks a boxer what city he’s in, it’s not a geography test.” —Seth Meyers

“This is a test they give grandpas to see if they can keep living in their house because God forbid you miss a payment on your reverse mortgage.” —Seth Meyers

“As for the pandemic, Trump said in his ‘somber’ briefing on Tuesday that the administration was ‘in the process of developing a strategy that’s going to be very, very powerful’. You’re developing a strategy now? What’s the rush, my man, it’s only been six months? What have you been doing this whole time, studying up for that cognitive test?” —Seth Meyers

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