They spent most of their time arguing over who God called first (You've got to be kidding me!)

September 2011

"The Republican debate got pretty heated. They spent most of their time arguing over who God called first." –Jay Leno

"Michele Bachmann said that if she is elected president, she would consider eliminating the Department of Education because 'the states could do a gooder job.'" –Jay Leno

"President Obama will give a big speech on job preservation – I mean job creation. The speech will be translated into Spanish and Chinese so that the people who have our jobs can understand." –Jay Leno

"Ford is building a new plant that will create 5,000 jobs in India. Or as Obama put it, 'You've got to be kidding me!'" –Jimmy Fallon

"Sunday is the 10th anniversary of 9/11, which means it can only be another 5 years before we discover Saddam Hussein’s WMDs." –Stephen Colbert

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