July 2020
“President Trump, in a Fox News interview on Wednesday, discussed the results of a recent cognitive assessment. The president gave the interviewer, Dr. Marc K. Siegel, an example of a question that tests patients’ memory. ‘It’s, like, you’ll go: Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV. So they say, ‘Could you repeat that?’ So it’s: Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.’ It was impressive until they asked Trump what he ate for lunch that day and he said, ‘Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.’” —Jimmy Fallon
“What is he doing? He sounds like someone playing charades after pounding chardonnay.” —Jimmy Fallon
“You know, I actually feel a lot better knowing that the president of the United States passed concussion protocol.” —Jimmy Fallon
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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