You can read all about the most glamorous epidemiologists in ‘Pus Weekly.’ (you can’t do either)

“Trump has also complained to confidantes that he made Fauci a ‘star.’ Oh, sure — that’s why everybody goes into infectious disease: to be a star. You can read all about the most glamorous epidemiologists in ‘Pus Weekly.’” —Stephen Colbert

“President Trump, reopening the country is not up to you, because you did not have the balls to shut the country down in the first place. You were the one who said you were just a cheerleader! You put yourself on the sidelines. Cheerleaders don’t get a Super Bowl trophy – in fact, they barely get paid! They’re just supposed to look good and spell words right, and you can’t do either.” —Stephen Colbert

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”