“Trump is going to fire Anthony Fauci, the only guy in the room who knows what the hell he’s talking about. And this is how it always happens: he retweets someone saying he should fire somebody, as if he doesn’t have the power to do that, then his staff denies it, then he fires the person anyway, and replaces them with the first guest he sees on Fox News. So get ready for new director of allergy and infectious disease, Kid Rock.” —Stephen Colbert
“If Dr. Fauci wants to keep this job, he’d better find a way to blame the virus on Hunter Biden and quick.” —Jimmy Kimmel
“Maybe it wouldn’t be so bad, though, if Trump fired Fauci. I mean I, for one, might enjoy seeing daily updates from Dr. Joseph Exotic.” —Jimmy Kimmel
“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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