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Tuesday, April 14, 2020

they stood there for a few minutes, waiting for it to happen (mylar bags)


“Earlier today, Bernie Sanders endorsed Joe Biden for president in a joint live stream. Yep, and like most streams involving those two, they stood there for a few minutes, waiting for it to happen.” —Jimmy Fallon

“And that’s a very powerful message for the country — if two 80-year-old men can successfully log into a Zoom meeting, anything is possible.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“Well, now all the Democrats have to do between now and November is keep Joe Biden in a mylar bag like they do with vintage comic books.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”


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