No player has ever gotten into the hall of fame without winning Ohio (It will be the same with the Kardashian baby)

January 2013

"This year nobody was elected to baseball's hall of fame. No player has ever gotten into the hall of fame without winning Ohio." –David Letterman

"Ten days from now Barack Obama will be inaugurated. I'm telling you, it is really starting to look bad for Mitt Romney." –David Letterman 

"The inauguration will have a lot of corporate sponsors, big money, and corporations sponsoring the inauguration. It will be the same with the Kardashian baby." –David Letterman

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night 

of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

“Wait, which porn site,” said your husband just now (Wait, how much does it pay?)

Joe Biden rejected the idea of testifying in the impeachment trial saying, “I want no part of that.” While his son Hunter Biden said, “Wait, how much does it pay?” —Colin Jost

Rudy Giuliani launched a podcast called Rudy Giuliani Common Sense. It’s the first podcast ever recorded and uploaded accidentally from a pants pocket. 

—Colin Jost

Derek Jeter was voted into the Hall of Fame by the Baseball Writer’s Association but was one vote shy of aa unanimous decision. In case you were wondering if Derek Jeter ever slept with a baseball writer’s wife. —Colin Jost

 A popular porn website has suffered a massive data breach that exposed users’ identities and credit card numbers. “Wait, which porn site,” said your husband just now. —Colin Jost

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Bear Stearns collapsed faster than the Roger Clemens Hall of Fame chances (March Madness)

"Are you all ready for March Madness? Well, you know how it works. You start with 64. That goes down to 32, then 16, then 8, then 4, then 2, until there's just one left. You know, not teams of the NCAA. You know, brokerage houses on Wall Street." --Jay Leno

"How about Bear Stearns? A year ago, it was trading at $160 a share. Yesterday, $2 a share. Collapsed faster than the Roger Clemens Hall of Fame chances." --Jay Leno

"Even President Bush starting to get worried about this economy being out of control, you know. I mean, gold is over $1,000 an ounce. Oil, $1,100 a barrel. Hookers, $5,000 an hour." --Jay Leno

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html #Bernie2020 #JusticeDemocrats