This is a test of the national emergency system (She knows what she did)

A Massachusetts family's dog was recently found 175 miles away from their home after it jumped a wall and escaped their yard, but, sure, walls work. --Seth Meyers

Do you ever notice that sometimes when Donald Trump gives a press conference he sounds like a 5-year-old telling you what he saw at the zoo. --Seth Meyers

Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez last week compared President Trump's border wall to the Berlin Wall. Hey, come on, it's nothing like that. That wall got built. --Seth Meyers

According to new research, the average female friendship has a lifespan of 16 years. When asked what happens after 16 years, women said, "She knows what she did." --Seth Meyers

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”