Geoffrey the giraffe (and eating it anyway)

After going out of business last year, Toys "R" Us stores are coming back. When asked how he made a living while he was unemployed, Geoffrey the giraffe said, "You do not want to know." --Jimmy Fallon

And finally, I saw that later this month, Coca-Cola is releasing a new flavor -- orange vanilla. It's interesting. It's the first time anyone's combined orange and vanilla since Donald Trump and Mike Pence. --Jimmy Fallon

Here's some big news. It looks like Congress has reached a deal to avoid another government shutdown. That’s good. I don't know what I'm gonna do first, file my taxes or go to the DMV. I don't know. I'm just so excited. --Jimmy Fallon

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”