I thought I fired you. I thought I -- I definitely fired you (then five days to change their names and move to different states)

Well, Trump talked about the deal at a cabinet meeting today. And he started the meeting like he always does, by going around to each cabinet member and saying, "I thought I fired you. I thought I -- I definitely fired you." --Jimmy Fallon

Today a jury in New York convicted Mexican drug lord El Chapo. And now he's facing life in prison. I'll have a joke about this after I'm 100% sure he's spending his life in prison. Just so you know. I'll be the first one there. Actually, El Chapo's jury took six days to reach a verdict -- one day to deliberate, then five days to change their names and move to different states. --Jimmy Fallon

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”