Subway Car of Business Chimps Hurling Feces at Each Other (prepping his argument to stay out of hell)

It’s day 32 of the Trump Shutdown. I’m getting prepared to never have a government again. I’m prepping myself for absolutely no government at all. I’m licking raw chicken to build up an immunity, and I am practicing to be my own TSA. I’m putting a lot of time into the pat down. I’m hiding something somewhere and I am going to find it. --Stephen Colbert

You know things are going great when your lawyer is already prepping his argument to stay out of hell. --Stephen Colbert

There’s a new book coming out by former Trump communications aide and Crest White Strips cautionary tale, Cliff Sims. Cliff is going to be our guest next week. Sims’ tell-all is called “Team of Vipers.” So if you’re writing your Trump tell-all, that name is now taken. You’ll have to go with “Hive of Vermin,” “Sack of Weasels,” or Subway Car of Business Chimps Hurling Feces at Each Other.” --Stephen Colbert

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”