Nation of Sheep, Ruled by Wolves, Owned by Pigs (Things were going great I guess, until Ralphie got whacked)

Mayor Michael Bloomberg celebrated Columbus Day by having lunch with the cast of The Sopranos. Things were going great I guess, until Ralphie got whacked. --David Letterman 10/15/2002

Congratulations to Saddam Hussein. He was reelected to another seven year term and received 99% of the vote. I also heard that he has had 53 of his relatives executed. Fifty-three! Is it just me, or is it getting harder and harder to dislike this guy. --David Letterman 10/15/2002

Out-of-towners you could not have come on a better week. It's it's tax-free week here in New York City, were you aware that? Anything under a hundred and ten dollars, no tax. So by gosh tourists, why not treat yourself to one of our lovely hookers. --David Letterman 8/26/2003

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”