It got awkward when passengers got to security, and they had to pat down themselves (the right 30 women)

And the government shutdown is entering its third week with no end in sight. Right now, it's tough to say what will last longer, the government shutdown or your neighbor's Christmas decorations. --Jimmy Fallon

Well, guys, due to the shutdown, TSA agents are not getting paid, and on Friday, 170 of them didn't show up to work at JFK Airport. It got awkward when passengers got to security, and they had to pat down themselves. --Jimmy Fallon

And finally, tonight was the season premiere of "The Bachelor," and the new bachelor is Colton. He's an ex-NFL player who says he's still a virgin. Says it's a little old fashioned but he just believes in waiting until he finds the right 30 women. --Jimmy Fallon

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