If you want my notes, you'll need a search warrant...for my belly (The Ballad of Trash Can Jones)

Trump has also met privately with Putin multiple times, and over the weekend, "The Washington Post" reported that Trump has gone to extraordinary lengths to conceal details of his conversations with Putin, including, on at least one occasion, taking possession of the notes of his own interpreter. 

Now, we don't know what Trump did with those notes, but we do know that in her tell-all book, former Trump aide Omarosa said she saw Trump trying to destroy evidence by eating a piece of paper in the Oval Office. And if you forgot that the President was accused of eating paper by his own aide, take note of the fact that we are living through a presidency where that insane fact might actually qualify as forgettable. 

For every other president before him, eating paper would be number one on the list of craziest [bleep] things, but...But for Trash Can Jones over here, it doesn't even crack the top 100. We for real have a president who may one day say, "If you want my notes, you'll need a search warrant...for my belly." --Seth Meyers

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”