If only there were some other liquid I could splash myself with (Katarina and Nadia)

Meanwhile, in prophylactic news, Durex is recalling batches of “Real Feel” condoms. Durex assured customers that anyone who bought the recalled condoms can “return them to the place of purchase.” To which the place of purchase responded: “Please Don’t.” --Stephen Colbert

United Airlines has released a cookbook so you can make airline food at home. It’s the perfect gift for the person who has everything and is also someone you hate. --Stephen Colbert

But the shutdown is affecting Trump, because the White House hasn’t been able to pay its water bill during the shutdown. Colbert as Trump, “No water? If only there were some other liquid I could splash myself with. Call this number and ask for Katarina and Nadia.” --Stephen Colbert

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”