Moving on to some big financial news, Amazon has surpassed Microsoft to become the most valuable company on the planet. It’s now worth nearly $810 Billion. Take that Microsoft you broke ass bitches. Meanwhile the least valuable company on the planet continues to be the makers of “I Can’t Believe It’s Nebraska Sushi.” --James Corden
And finally, a bride and groom who are both mathematicians, came up with an unusual seating arrangement for their wedding guests. Well, everyone had to solve a math equation to find their seat. I did the math of how many people enjoyed that wedding. It was Zero. --James Corden
Frontier Airlines is now asking you to tip their flight attendants. Not to be outdone, Spirit Airlines wants you to kick in for gas money. --James Corden
http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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