How many times do I have to say it? I don't know things (they just rolled with it)

President Trump tweeted today, quote, "Because of the Democrats' intransigence on border security -- "Wait, wait, I'm sorry. There is no way Trump typed the word "intransigence." Either someone wrote that tweet for him, or that's autocorrected from "ice cream cake." --Seth Meyers

President Trump today denied knowing that his former campaign chair Paul Manafort shared polling data in 2016 with a Russian-linked associate. Said Trump, "How many times do I have to say it? I don't know things." --Seth Meyers

A McDonald's in California has re-opened three days after a man brought in a dead raccoon and placed it on one of the tables. Meanwhile at Taco Bell, they just rolled with it. --Seth Meyers

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”