Denver could become the first city in America to decriminalize magic mushrooms (Let's go Mets!)

We're at a weird point where Trump is basically the last guy who wants a wall. I mean, it's fun to chant "Build the wall," but they didn't expect it to happen any more than they expected Trump to actually lock her up. If you go to a Mets game, you chant "Let's go Mets," but you don't really expect them to go. --Seth Meyers

In a tweet today, Trump talked about forest fires. But he spelled the word "forest" wrong twice. He spelled it “forrest”. I guess you can add spellcheck to the list of things that are shut down. --Jimmy Fallon

You guys hear this? Amazon founder, Jeff Bezos and his wife are splitting up. But on the bright side, he has a lot of extra boxes to pack his things up. --Jimmy Fallon

And finally, I heard that Denver could become the first city in America to decriminalize magic mushrooms. They're the first ones to realize that the only way Americans will eat vegetables is if they're also drugs. --Jimmy Fallon

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”