As it is, I have to sneak it in prison-style (leeches appointment)

This week hundreds of TSA agents called in sick rather than work without pay during the shutdown. Now obviously airline safety is important, and we want to see these folks back. But on the plus side, No TSA, I get to bring a full size mouthwash on the plane! As it is, I have to sneak it in prison-style. --Stephen Colbert

Donald Trump said that, “Medieval technology worked then and it works even better now.” You really can’t go wrong with medieval technology. Colbert as Trump, “The walls are made of steel slats which top alchemists have assured me can be turned into pure gold. It will pay for itself. Now if you will excuse me, I have a leeches appointment.” --Stephen Colbert

Donald Trump said, “I have the absolute right to do National Emergency if I want.” Colbert as Trump, “Not only can I do National Emergency, many say I am National Emergency.” --Stephen Colbert

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”