When it comes to buying an elected official... (Members of congress for sale)

President Bush says he is still angry at Newsweek magazine for a story they ran about the army interrogators flushing a Koran down the toilet. President Bush is furious. Newsweek is angry as well and wants to know who read the story to President Bush. --Conan O’Brien 5/19/2005

This week the Supreme Court upheld upheld a rule that allows consumers to buy wine over the internet if you're over 21. But don't worry if you're under 21 you can still get wine from Michael Jackson. --Conan O’Brien 5/19/2005

Yesterday of voters in Los Angeles elected a new mayor Antonio Villaraigosa. Voters admitted that they only voted for Villaraigosa because they want to hear Arnold Schwarzenegger pronounce it. --Conan O’Brien 5/19/2005

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”